April 23, 2021

20 drunk trees that need to go home

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yMJmwA1By Brian Koerber From Mashable

You know the type. Everyone is just hanging out, having a good time, drinking a couple beers, and that one person goes a little overboard and ruins the fun for everyone else.

We’ve all been there. Most of us learn after a handful of embarrassing nights when it’s time to put down the bottle and have a glass of water. But trees — they’re the biggest offenders of them all.

The subreddit r/TreesSuckingAtThings has called out the trees making a scene in public, and there’s no explanation other than clear intrunksication.

Go home, trees — you’re drunk.

  1. This tree tried to wear a tire.

IMAGE: IMGUR, HIMMLERITE

  1. Tree thinks it’s a bridge.

IMAGE: IMGUR, CDOG1196

  1. Drunk driving is not okay, tree.

IMAGE: IMGUR, SORRYFORCAPS

  1. This tree is doing keg stands.

IMAGE: IMGUR, CEFARI

  1. Tree can’t even stand up straight.

IMAGE: IMGUR, GUILHERMEXOT

  1. Drunk tree doesn’t know where to stand.

IMAGE: IMGUR, NICOLECRAFTY

  1. Or this one.

IMAGE: IMGUR, GARGOLITO

  1. Some trees just can’t hold their liquor.

IMAGE: IMGUR, MPJANNING

  1. Or keep their grass in line.

IMAGE: IMGUR, CHAOTIC_THUNDERGOD

  1. I guess you can hang out.

IMAGE: IMGUR, THE_SPOT

  1. Drunk biking is also not ok.

IMAGE: IMGUR, XENOBIAXD

  1. All of these trees are wasted.

IMAGE: IMGUR, CHICKENFIST

  1. Please put your clothes back on, tree.

IMAGE: IMGUR, MORANDOMDANU

  1. Trees can’t swim.

IMAGE: IMGUR, ANORTHUNIS

  1. Or eat signs.

IMAGE: IMGUR, RADIUM-V

  1. No tree, you can’t come inside.

IMAGE: IMGUR, SPEECHI

  1. This tree just wants to sit down.

IMAGE: IMGUR, MIKEBYRNEYADIGG

  1. Seriously?

IMAGE: IMGUR, SORRYFORCAPS

  1. This tree passed out in the snow.

IMAGE: IMGUR, MR_KYJELZ

  1. Maybe you should just sleep here.

For more on this story go to:

http://mashable.com/2014/03/15/20-trees-that-are-drunk-and-need-to-go-home/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_medium=feed&utm_source=rss

 

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