20 drunk trees that need to go home
By Brian Koerber From Mashable
You know the type. Everyone is just hanging out, having a good time, drinking a couple beers, and that one person goes a little overboard and ruins the fun for everyone else.
We’ve all been there. Most of us learn after a handful of embarrassing nights when it’s time to put down the bottle and have a glass of water. But trees — they’re the biggest offenders of them all.
The subreddit r/TreesSuckingAtThings has called out the trees making a scene in public, and there’s no explanation other than clear intrunksication.
Go home, trees — you’re drunk.
- This tree tried to wear a tire.
IMAGE: IMGUR, HIMMLERITE
- Tree thinks it’s a bridge.
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- Drunk driving is not okay, tree.
IMAGE: IMGUR, SORRYFORCAPS
- This tree is doing keg stands.
IMAGE: IMGUR, CEFARI
- Tree can’t even stand up straight.
IMAGE: IMGUR, GUILHERMEXOT
- Drunk tree doesn’t know where to stand.
IMAGE: IMGUR, NICOLECRAFTY
- Or this one.
IMAGE: IMGUR, GARGOLITO
- Some trees just can’t hold their liquor.
IMAGE: IMGUR, MPJANNING
- Or keep their grass in line.
IMAGE: IMGUR, CHAOTIC_THUNDERGOD
- I guess you can hang out.
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- Drunk biking is also not ok.
IMAGE: IMGUR, XENOBIAXD
- All of these trees are wasted.
IMAGE: IMGUR, CHICKENFIST
- Please put your clothes back on, tree.
IMAGE: IMGUR, MORANDOMDANU
- Trees can’t swim.
IMAGE: IMGUR, ANORTHUNIS
- Or eat signs.
IMAGE: IMGUR, RADIUM-V
- No tree, you can’t come inside.
IMAGE: IMGUR, SPEECHI
- This tree just wants to sit down.
IMAGE: IMGUR, MIKEBYRNEYADIGG
- Seriously?
IMAGE: IMGUR, SORRYFORCAPS
- This tree passed out in the snow.
IMAGE: IMGUR, MR_KYJELZ
- Maybe you should just sleep here.
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