To celebrate National Doughnut Day, here’s the worst stock photography we could find

BY LAURA VITTO From Mashable

On National Doughnut Day, you’re bound to see at least a few free doughnut articles floating around your Facebook newsfeed. And if the editors on those pieces have done their jobs well, they’ll have shielded you from the worst of food stock photography.

But in honor of the sugar crash that awaits us all later this evening, we combed through pages of stock photos to find the weirded doughnut photos agencies have to offer.

These our proposed captions:

Young man effectively putting you off jelly doughnuts for the next calendar year
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Medicimage/REX/Shutterstock (4134190a) Model Released – A young male eating several jam doughnuts VARIOUS
IMAGE: MEDICIMAGE/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK

Woman hoarding stolen doughnuts in shopping bag she brought to bakery
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Image Source/REX/Shutterstock (1023934a) MODEL RELEASED, Young Woman With Bag Of Cakes And Donuts VARIOUS
IMAGE: IMAGE SOURCE/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK

Disembodied hands toasting unnaturally colored doughnuts
Female hands through the holes on a white background are holding glazed donuts; Shutterstock ID 483536773; PO: redownload; Job: redownload; Client: redownload
IMAGE: SHUTTERSTOCK / ARCHETYPE

Woman plotting murder of doughnut-eating friend
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tuomas Marttila/REX/Shutterstock (791854o) Model released – Women and diet. Women with a doughnut and an apple Various – 2008
IMAGE: TUOMAS MARTTILA/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK

Headless Santa gets doughnut grease on otherwise pristine white gloves
Santa Claus enjoys fresh baked piping hot donuts left for him as a thank you gift for all the nice presents he brings to good little boys and girls around the world. Santa loves donuts and stuff; Shutterstock ID 230520358; PO: redownload; Job: redownload; Client: redownload
IMAGE: SHUTTERSTOCK / MIKELEDRAY

Man, mid-blink, sniffs doughnut on rooftop
crazy sports man.funny expression; Shutterstock ID 409203727; PO: redownload; Job: redownload; Client: redownload
IMAGE: SHUTTERSTOCK / KUES

Dead-eyed woman with no intention to actually eat doughnut
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Food and Drink/REX/Shutterstock (3397943a) Model Released – Woman eating Cream Cakes and Cream Doughnuts Food and Drink
IMAGE: FOOD AND DRINK/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK

Woman screaming alone with syringe-topped doughnut
Blurry of women eating donut with syringe on.; Shutterstock ID 531042616; PO: redownload; Job: redownload; Client: redownload
IMAGE: SHUTTERSTOCK / CHOMPUU

Mouse rendering doughnut inedible
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Image Source/REX/Shutterstock (1183656a) Mouse And Doughnut On Plate VARIOUS
IMAGE: IMAGE SOURCE/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK

Happy snacking.

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