November 29, 2020

Telemarketing: (Humour with some truth?)

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Last month, a worldwide telephone survey was conducted by the United Nations.

The only question asked was:

 

telemarketing“Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure because:

In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.

In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.

In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.

In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.

In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.

In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.

In the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.

In Britain they hung up as soon as they heard the foreign accent.

 

 

 

 

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